Awesome...

I'm slightly biased, but even correcting for that bias this is still pretty awesome!​

An actual text message conversation...

This is between my son and myself.

Me: "I can't believe you left and didn't eat all the cookies."

Brandt: "FACT: I was planning on eating them."

Me: "QUESTION: Who would win in a fight, Me or an Oreo"

Brandt: "FACT: An Oreo"

Now you see how I rate with my son...