Must be cold down there…

It must be snowing in hell right now. Today we had our normally end of month lunch where they talk about thing happening in the company and stuff, they also hand out monthly awards. Well today they were passing out awards and they go to the employee of the month. Belinda starts into her little speech. She starts with "This person is very quiet and polite", I'm think it could maybe be me. "This person, although quiet will tell you when you are wrong or when he disagrees with you, even if your the owner", well that too could be me. I have done that. "This person is extermely low maintenance and a joy to work with", I'm out. There is no way that could be me. "Our employee of the month for April is, Chill Will". I don't care about getting an certificate or plaque, but that parking pass they give with it will come in very handy.