I’ve sold my sole to the devil, the devil I tell ya………

I've done a very bad thing. But it is for the better of man kind. It truly is. Ya see I'm in this fantasy Nascar League. We started out the year and the first guy I picked was 4 time Nascar Winston Cup Champion, Mr, Jeff Gordon. We were set for a great year, or so we thought. The first half of the year I managed to stay in the top 2 in my league even with Jeff having a not so great year. I was happy with my standings but I couldn't say the same for Jeff's results. Well things progressively got worse and pretty soon Jeff was costing my big $$$'s under the salary cap and not producing as we are used to. As I was needing some points under the cap I figured I'd give something a try. Now I know this is scary but bare with me. I dropped Jeff. By doing that I was able to pick up Mark Martin and Matt Kenseth. The theory in this which proved to be 100% true is that I am the causing Jeff's bad season. Me and my Fantasy League alone must be causing this. The first week after dropping Jeff and he Win's by knocking Rusty out of the way which is exactly how we like winning. Now at this point I'm thinking that I may have opened the flood gates and I need to fork over the $$$ for Jeff and start catching up as I was now a mere 7th in points of the fantasy league. Unfortunately for me, but fortunate for Jeff I didn't get my trade in time. Since jeff wasn't on my roster for a second straight week it had no choice but to win. Since I've added him back, his performance has been pretty much dismal. This week I made a choice to take one for the team. I picked up the red bat phone sittin here on my desk and talked it over with Jeff. After bad mouthin Brooke for a few minutes we decided that I would fall on the grenade. This week I've removed Jeff from my roster. It's pretty much death to my chance to win my league but it's pretty much a guaranteed win for Jeff, or at least a top ten. Please don't think ill of me for doing this dastardly deed. I'm looking at the big picture. Forgive me.....