The Great White North…………

So I took a trip to the great white north (Oklahoma) for the Easter weekend. I decided that it's about time for us to see Mom and Dad. Now normally any trip to Oklahoma will bring on me bitching about the condition of Oklahoma roads. Well not this time. Don't misunderstand the Oklahoma Interstates are still the worst in the country, but this time I'm bitching about the bugs. I can drive around Dallas for months and not collect one tenth of the bugs that I collected on the 3 hour trip up here. I'm sure I didn't get any bugs before I hit the river. Then I was having "Nam" flashbacks, I could here the cries of "Incoming" as the bugs would splat onto the truck. I'm sure there will be dents and possibly chipped paint to tell the tale. Where do they keep them all? I'm sure there is a scientist someplace studying the flow characteristics of ketchup for the government that could be put to better use trying to figure out this Okie bug thing. Well, anyway, I gotta go wash the truck. I know it's raining but I can't leave the carnage stuck on there.......