New Years Eve Mad House………..

Why is it that all the idiots have to come out on New Years Eve? I mean, what exactly do they have against me going to get some groceries? I guess cuz I live in a wet city all the wino's gotta get their Thunder Bird. Or maybe just freaks needing to get there fix on cheese dip or something. By the time I got into the parking lot I was already frustrated enough that I wanted to kill or run over someone. Well with these feelings and urges running through me I figured it would be in societies best interest if I didn't do my shopping on this day. Good thing too.... 2 horn honks and 1 flipping of the bird and I was outta the parking lot. Free at last......