In order to keep our guests and the property safe, we must have rules unfortunately. We’ve kept them to a minimum and as common sense as possible. Remember, rules posted on the booking site always win in a tie breaker.
Check Out
Check-in time is 3 pm. Check out time is 11 am. Late check out may be available, schedule depending, for the cost of ½ the daily rate. Late Checkout must be approved and charged prior to the day of checkout
Ruff
No pets permitted.
Shhhhhh
Quiet hours start at 10:00 pm until 7:00 am.
Who Dat?
Any visitors or additional overnight guests must be disclosed prior to arrival and any associated fees paid. The total number, guests plus visitors, shall never be more than 8.
Party On
No parties or large gatherings of any kind are allowed. This is a cause for immediate cancellation of your reservation with no refund.
Puff
No smoking or vaping inside the house at any time.
Gulp
No excessive intoxication on the property.
Oh No
Broken, damaged, or missing property, furniture, stained comforters, blankets, decorative pillows will be cleaned or replaced at your cost.
Kerploosh
Any toilets clogged by anything other than human waste and toilet paper will be repaired at your cost. No feminine products, make-up wipes, cue-tips, etc. in the toilets. Our septic system is fragile and must be treated so.
Vroooom
No vehicles, boats, RVs, or trailers parked on the grass.
Shhhhh Pop Crackle
No fireworks or open flame allowed.
Gurgle
No fish cleaning of any kind inside the house.
Bad boys, Bad boys
Exterior security monitoring devices are in use. All devices record exterior area only.
No No, Finger Wag
No tampering with security cameras, electronic, or internet equipment.
Cha-Ching
Any violation of the above house rules may result in the cancelation of the reservation and eviction at any time during a stay with no refund and a 300.00 fine. Damage or losses will be charged back to the guest.