Quotes from an eleven year old!
/Clowns, good at juggeling, bad at being juggeled.
Errrrr… ummmmm….
/I guess my day could have been worse,
My Theory of Life
/Hard Work Often Pays Off After Time, but Laziness Always Pays Off Now!
Serious News
/Have you ever noticed that all the news you see on TV is always bad. Very little good news. Well the internet is no different. This is Serious Stuff
Life after Iraq
/TechSupport
"Bugs? There are no bugs. We have destroyed two bugs, two anomalies, and a misspelling. We have driven them back. I guarantee you, there are no bugs in our software. Those who say there are bugs, (dramatic pause) THEY are the bugs. All they tell is lies, lies, and more lies! - Thank you for calling Microsoft support. (click)"
I wish I worked at Olan Mills Portrait Studio in the Wal-mart Super Center
/Last night I saw Jeff on Saturday Night Live. I didn't expect him to be very good because it's not like he's an actor or anything. But he was actually pretty good. I'm not sure about his new hair style, but other than that I found he didn't very well. Especially the part about working at Olan Mills.
Extra Cool Site……..
/Do you like "Lord of the Rings"? Do you love little marshmellow rabbits? Then this is the site for you. The entire "Lord of the Rings" move filmed using marshmellow rabbits. Great site even outside the movie. So great infact that they keep exceeding their bandwidth limit so be warned it may already be gone again. I'll try to keep an updated link to this one.
http://www.agincourtrotary.com/lotp/fotp.html
Friends…………
/So how many episodes of Friends does it take before you sick of looking at Jennifer Aniston? Well, I don't know, but I can tell you this, it must be a lot. We watched like 20 episodes this weekend, and it didn't even phase me. But we might need to cut back, cuz Brandt is starting to act like Joey, and talk like Chandler. "Could he BE any more goofy!"
Stupid Computer Stories……
/We've all heard the stories about somebody calling Tech Support wondering where the "Any" key was because the computer wanted them to press it. Well this kind of thing actually DOES happen. People call me for the dumbest things. It's just barely 8:30 today and so far here are the calls I've had.
1. Sales lady calls and said her computer was beeping at her and wouldn't boot. I found she evidently had a 15 Lbs bowling ball or something of the sort in her purse and had it laying on the keyboard. Of course the error on the screen plainly stated "Keyboard Key Stuck Error".
2. Another Sales lady called and said she left her PC on all night and now it won't wake up. When I got there she was moving the mouse around wildly attempting to wake it up. I got into the drivers seat and presses the space bar and waa laa.... It never occurred to her to press any keys on the keyboard.
3. An admin guy across the street couldn't understand why he couldn't get his email. Upon further investigation I found he just canceled by the login. When asked why it said the password was incorrect. That still didn't explain why he canceled by the login instead of fixing it. I looked a little deeper to find someone else had logged on to that computer and this guy never realized he was trying to log on with someone else's username. That's all well an good but he also didn't know his own username. He said it's always in the little box so he never has to type it.
Now you all know why I'm so stressed all the time. It's not the technical side of things, it's the babysitting side of things that get to me.